January 2012
so just in case i’m not sober enough to operate a keyboard, happy new year! ^_^
December 2011
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Ginger Snaps Back: hisprophets: If you support... →
thisgingersnapsback:
hisprophets:
If you support drunk tumblin you’re my friend
Jack and Coke ftw
This will be me all tomorrow night.
Drunk tumblin’ from a bar.
If I have your phone number expect drunk texts. They’re usually quite hilarious.
I remember one time getting upset because my friend wouldn’t…
i support drunk anything :)
oh shit and i have an iphone now and it makes...
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So what month does The Avengers come out?
thorodinsons:
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
yes, tumblr, i AM going to keep using missing e
i like it, and let’s face it—you wouldn’t help me if something went wrong even without it, so that’s a moot point
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FUCK those jello shots came out awesome :D
i’m tempted to have a bunch now and make more in the morning
it’s cool i’ll down like two and then go to sleep
Ginger Snaps Back: Rather than fight over... →
inlovewithamalfoy:
honestly, is that option SO unheard of?
ONLY do it under the SOLE INTENTION to reproduce.
other then that, it’s unnecessary and becomes wrong and evil and bad.
after this realization, condoms too can be eradicated, another dilemma, as you don’t use them to concieve…
i tip my hat to you, op top-notch trolling. beautiful. but trolling or not, i’m off to go sit...
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DID THIS MOFUCKA JUST SNEAK ATTACK A DRAGON WITH A...
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breaking news: you can beat up ancano and NO ONE WILL CARE
he came up to me out of nowhere the other night like “THIS MAN FROM THE PSIJIC ORDER IS HERE. YOU NEED TO TALK TO HIM. THEN YOU NEED TO TELL HIM TO LEAVE. THEN YOU NEED TO TELL ME WHAT HE SAID. THEN YOU NEED—”
and as y’all know i don’t like being told what i NEED to do, and i was also just not in the...
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“No wonder some women are unconsciously passive aggressive when expressing anger,...”
– Why Women Aren’t Crazy (via lagrandefille)
I hate when people claim that women are crazy or complicated or don’t know what they want because fuck you. When a woman is vocal about her opinions, desires, feelings, you call her a bitch or crazy or hysterical. Women have been taught that the only way...
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adventure time+cold beer+crafting=a lovely night...
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OMG MY DRESS CAME
…and it’s entirely too small because i misread the measurements T____T
ah well, such is life, i suppose
anywho, i’ll probably post it on the comm sales tomorrow, but if anyone’s interested in a cutsew OP (cautionary note: i’m about 5’6” and the dress is REALLY short, so you may need an underskirt depending on your measurements) then...
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"look what you can do...mother christmas!"
THE CREYS
I CAN’T DO THIS RIGHT NOW Y’ALL
T_____T
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“ma’am, please stop crying. i can’t interrogate you while you’re crying.”
lol stop it
to everyone i know irl who lives near me
do y’all have plans for nye
because i wanna party and drink and do all that crazy new year’s shit
call me
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nicky liveblogs dr who
omg this lady just picked the lock on the tardis with a bobby pin
we’re all fucked ._.
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ulfric stormcloak is a disgusting person and i hope the imperials jam screwdrivers into his ears
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First Read - 'Transformation': Perry now opposes... →
friendlyatheist:
Yes. Small government indeed.
i don’t understand why they’re even still talking to him just pretend to listen to what he has to say, then pat him on the head and give him a cookie he’ll feel important, and no one will have to deal with his shit it’s a win-win scenario y’all
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i made a new friend on the plane
looneytoonz242:
ripkamsud:
dis us
this us actin crazy
smooches to u hataz
ewwww y’all ugly
dis us sleep
of course we cute
we black
BWAHAHAAHHAH THIS IS TOO FUNNY!!! LMAOOO
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someone suggested i film myself playing skyrim while drunk because i apparently say funny things
on one hand i wouldn’t mind it, but on the other hand i’m afraid that filming myself drunk would lead to me making miserable fashion choices and and scamming money out of people and doing cocaine on camera for attention
but then i’m a decent person with self-control, so i might be...
Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
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